"I have to get to bed b/c I have a date with a princess tomorrow."
-Tim

"I heart pee free streets."
-Erin, on being back in Knoxville

"My interest with Keanu Reeves peaked (not to be confused with piqued) with the line 'I know kung-fu.'"
-Cara

"Snakes on a Canoe."
-Scott
"Heh, um, that would actually scare me right now."
-Me, while canoeing

"Henry Kissinger got Scott laid."
-Mike

"My hair is looking safariesque today. I think I should buy a rifle."
-Mike

"That sounds way harder than shooting them where they are."
-Mike on making a career of transporting overpopulated elephants v. going on lifelong safari to control elephant population

"So I was watching Thunder Dome, right. Then it hit me: casting Tina Turner as supreme villian, eh, maybe not the best choice."
-Zak

"My copy of Batman Begins is blessed; it's awesome."
-Ray