Say Who. Say What.

2006-11-20T13:04:00.000-05:00

"I pick my battles."
-me

"I don't! I fight them all!"
-scott o.

2006-11-07T21:45:00.000-05:00

"please do not start shit with me. I'm trying to drink."

-me, on people in my biznass

2006-10-16T19:20:00.000-04:00

Brewer's Jam Brings Out the Best In Many. If Only They Could Remember Where They Put It.

I didn't make it to the Brewer's Jam, but apparently many other people did, and some choice quotes from scott o. are the result:

"I've never let being drunk stop me before. People who let being drunk stop them from living life are pathetic!"

"You've never seen me drunk before."

"What am I doing!? I'm trying to seduce you. I can't do that. I know it will work. This happens when I drink."

2006-09-18T20:32:00.000-04:00

ray: but the important question: did she get your purse?
me: NO
ray: DUDE
me: sweatshops don't take checks!
ray: lolol

- on chinatown and how it works in the black market

2006-09-07T19:35:00.000-04:00

gina: why would someone have helium-inflated sex dolls?

me: man, I dunno! harder to pin down?

- gina and me discussing why an urban legend about mistaken rapture is totally an urban legend.

2006-08-21T18:53:00.000-04:00

"How... I'm not gonna ask questions. You're a Hutton. That's how you do."

-Gina, pondering how I got a futon to Nashville in (not on) a Honda

2006-08-17T14:10:00.000-04:00

"I don't know whose hand that is!"

- me, on being part of a mike and scott o. dance party sandwich

2006-08-09T00:17:00.000-04:00

"he doesn't have this much personality in real life, but on the internet he looks awesome!"

- Scott O., on how Ray is the king of the quote blog with all of his choice quotes

2006-08-08T10:35:00.000-04:00

"I think I must be black deep down somewhere!"

- Mike, realizing that contrary to the advice of Bel Biv Devoe, he can't help but trust a big butt and a smile.

"I hope I never break my spleen no matter how hard I rock with it."

-Mike, on leaning with it and rocking with it

2006-07-31T23:32:00.000-04:00

"I drink malt liquor and eat beef jerky. I might die soon."

-Ray

2006-07-31T21:25:00.000-04:00

"I have to get to bed b/c I have a date with a princess tomorrow."
-Tim

2006-07-29T15:06:00.000-04:00

Ray: want me to punch her?
Ray: i don't give a fuck
me: would you?
Ray: probably

- Ray, still not giving a fuck and talking to me about a possible job I might have for him

2006-07-28T01:12:00.000-04:00

"I heart pee free streets."
-Erin, on being back in Knoxville

2006-07-23T00:39:00.000-04:00

"I mean...it's like the ultimate display of 'I just don't give a fuck'"

- Ray

2006-07-20T10:44:00.000-04:00

"My interest with Keanu Reeves peaked (not to be confused with piqued) with the line 'I know kung-fu.'"
-Cara

2006-07-19T09:25:00.000-04:00

"Snakes on a Canoe."
-Scott
"Heh, um, that would actually scare me right now."
-Me, while canoeing

2006-07-17T02:48:00.000-04:00

"You get immunity because you're a narc."

- me to an unnamed party talking about something I can't mention because if I did you would know who.

2006-07-15T14:20:00.000-04:00

"I'm drinking wine with my ham sandwich. I love saturdays...oh damn! this wine is stank!"

- Ray

2006-07-13T01:03:00.000-04:00

"Henry Kissinger got Scott laid."
-Mike

2006-07-13T00:57:00.000-04:00

"My hair is looking safariesque today. I think I should buy a rifle."
-Mike

"That sounds way harder than shooting them where they are."
-Mike on making a career of transporting overpopulated elephants v. going on lifelong safari to control elephant population

2006-07-12T20:09:00.000-04:00

"I saw your friend at panera. He was a nice guy it seems and he made me a great sandwich-- How does he know me?!"

-my mom, happy to meet mike, but paranoid about how he knew her.

don't worry mike. I didn't tell her you talk shit about ghana.

2006-07-10T17:03:00.000-04:00

"So I was watching Thunder Dome, right. Then it hit me: casting Tina Turner as supreme villian, eh, maybe not the best choice."
-Zak

2006-07-10T12:54:00.000-04:00

"dang! you don't go talking about zizou's mama!! he's so gangsta!"
-Ray

2006-07-08T21:40:00.000-04:00

"My copy of Batman Begins is blessed; it's awesome."
-Ray

2006-06-25T16:20:00.000-04:00

also there was giant underwear and a singing deer...

"Well, we went to King Tut's last saturday and mo put an apron with boobs on matt and the next thing I know we're engaged..."

-Cara

Congratulations!!!! WOO!!!

2006-06-18T20:53:00.000-04:00

The Realest of the Real? Quite Possibly

rebekah: on a scale of 1-10, how real do you think I keep it?
rebekah: 10 being the realest
ray: hmmm
ray: i've never even considered a "keeping it real" scale before.
rebekah: well consider it now
ray: the first number that came into my head was 8.5 before considering anything
ray: so i'll go with 8.5
ray: you're cheering for ghana against the u.s.
ray: that's totally keeping it real

2006-06-17T11:31:00.000-04:00

ANGOLAaaaaa!!!!!

2006-06-15T13:04:00.000-04:00

Why do I have to be brought in to this? Some say I wasn't even there!

2006-06-13T20:19:00.000-04:00

"we'll hold e-court!"
- mike, claiming that he slandered neither Ghana nor Ghanaians. Bring it mike.

2006-06-11T20:02:00.000-04:00

sometimes people say funny shit. for those times, and the enjoyment of others, there is this blog.