Monday, September 18

ray: but the important question: did she get your purse?
me: NO
ray: DUDE
me: sweatshops don't take checks!
ray: lolol

- on chinatown and how it works in the black market

Thursday, September 7

gina: why would someone have helium-inflated sex dolls?

me: man, I dunno! harder to pin down?

- gina and me discussing why an urban legend about mistaken rapture is totally an urban legend.